regicide1997:

link-lonk:

cyriakharris:

disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:

transkelsier:

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

squidinker:

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

chiveburger:

me: tumblr is such a joke I should just delete 

also me after not being able to open the website for 45 seconds: my blog…my brand…my life, all gone…

imakegoodchoices:

halalbarbie:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

peachygoat:

armorabs:

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

firebreathingeli:

Step 1: Lay towel out flat and remove any clingy pets 

Step 2: Fold one corner over until it is flush with the edge of the towel

Step 3: Once again, remove your dog that can’t go 30 seconds without attention

Step 4: Fold towel in half the long way and flip over

Step 5: Ollie, please. 

Step 6: Roll the towel from the non-triangle end 

Step 7: Tuck the left over flap into the top of the towel

Tada!

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

calellon:

normal me vs horny me is pretty much how in finding nemo bruce smells marlins nosebleed and his eyes go from • to ⚫️ real quick